I'm slightly disappointed in myself for having zero Royal Wedding posts until now, the day before the main event. I've always been fascinated by the Royals. Since high school I've said I wanted a white fluffy dog named Princess Ferguson. Seriously...it's Fergie's registered AKC name. If I wasn't lazy I'd scan in the certificate to show you. (This, of course, was before the Duchess of York scandal. Now I tell people she's named after Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.)
I digress. Anyway, I stole this off of someone's Facebook status and thought it was hilarious:
In honor of the big wedding on Friday, use your royal wedding guest name. Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents' names. Your surname is the name of your first pet, double-barreled with the name of the street you grew up on.
Lady Margaret Fergie Prestwick
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