Madeline: "Did you and Dad meet on a playdate?"
One day while Preston was crying, Madeline sighed and said, "That's why I didn't want one of those boy babies. They cry WAY too much."
Madeline was giving Preston a bottle and said, "So when do I feed him on the other side?"
Andrew's latest thing: When he's upset about something, he'll start crying and say, "I don't live here. This is NOT my house!"
Andrew is obsessed with the number three and being three years old. Everything is about that number...
"I want three pancakes. I three years old."
"I go to bed in three minutes. I three years old."
"I get three turns. I three years old."
Madeline LOVED her role as a flower girl in Maria in Ryan's wedding. The day after we got home she was sitting on the stairs with her head in her hands. I asked what was wrong. She sighed and said, "I wish there were weddings closer so I could be a flower girl everyday."
Andrew (after a conversation of why you need to wear clothes outside): "I like naked things." (laughs)
Me: "That's not funny."
Andrew: "It's funny to me."
Madeline was upstairs playing while I was downstairs...
Me: "Madeline, what are you doing?"
Madeline: "I'm making a Bitty Baby world really professionally."
We were at the dentist and she was trying to make Andrew laugh.
Dentist: "Do you have teeth up your nose?"
Andrew: "I don't have teeth in my nose, just boogers."
We were talking about Mutton Busting, and how you have to be five to ride a sheep at the rodeo. Andrew said, "If I ride a sheep I'll fall. That's why I'll ride a gorilla."
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